Creating an NFL fantasy football team based solely on how hot they are

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You’d be lying to yourself if you said you didn’t find a single NFL player at least a little bit attractive. Think about it. Joe Burrow’s luscious locks. Jimmy Garoppolo’s handsome smile. Justin Jefferson’s striking eyes.

There are a lot of lookers in the NFL, so it only makes sense to put together a fantasy team of hotties to kill it in your fantasy league this year.

Quarterback: Jalen Hurts, Philadelphia Eagles

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There’s no doubt in my mind that Jimmy Garoppolo would be taken first overall. That said, you need to go with the second best quarterback available – clearly, Jalen Hurts.

Running Backs (2): Christian McCaffrey, San Francisco 49ers; Jonathan Taylor, Indianapolis Colts

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Two very obvious choices, both players have a certain level of attractiveness that make them great candidates for the sexiest fantasy football team.

Wide Receivers (2): DK Metcalf, Seattle Seahawks; Justin Jefferson, Minnesota Vikings

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These picks might be where I lose you, and to that I say, you’re wrong. Metcalf and Jefferson are easy on the eyes. In addition to their good looks, I think both players could be incredibly sweet – which only enhances their attractiveness.

Tight End: George Kittle, San Francisco 49ers

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What a man. George Kittle is a weird kind of attractive in the best way. I think he easily makes the roster considering he’s one of the most attractive players in the NFL.

Flex (RB/WR/TE): Dawson Knox, Buffalo Bills

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I think Knox might be slept on, but he’s quite the catch. There is only one or two tight ends I could see filling this position if not for Knox, but he surely is adorable.

Kicker: Evan McPherson, Cincinnati Bengals

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For my younger crowd, McPherson is a worthwhile pick as kicker. There’s also a few other cuties, but McPherson might be slept on.

D/ST: Dallas Cowboys

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The Cowboys have quite a few guys on their roster who are attractive, particularly on defense. Trevon Diggs and Micah Parsons, among others, are two notable cuties that tear it up on the Cowboys.

Who would you have added to your team of hotties? Let me know in the comments.

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