If you’ve never seen “The Good Place” starring Ted Danson and Kristen Bell, first and foremost, I *highly* recommend you watch it. It’s a funny series about four characters who navigate trying to justify belonging in “heaven,” or “The Good Place.”

Because of my recent love of watching the show again (and that I had to write a paper about it for one of my classes), I figured I’d group all 32 NFL teams into whether or not they would make “The Good Place,” “The Bad Place,” or somewhere in the middle.

Without further ado, check out below and see where your team lies. *This is mostly a joke.*

Arizona Cardinals – The Medium Place

• Almost undefeated for half of last season: +1500.00
• Parts of a good team, but still struggling: -1000.00

Atlanta Falcons – The Medium Place

• Not sure if you’re a decently good or bad team: +500.00
• No playoffs in 4 years: -750.00

Baltimore Ravens – The Medium Place

• Have good talent, not executing: -1000.00
• Lamar Jackson: +2000.00

Buffalo Bills – The Good Place

• Josh Allen: +2000.00
• *That* coin flip: -500.00

Carolina Panthers – The Medium Place

• Cute mascot: +1000.00
• Playoffs??: -1000.00

Chicago Bears – The Medium Place

• Double Doink: -2000.00
• Walter Payton: +1500.00
• Most Wins in NFL History (729 since inception): +2500.00

Cincinnati Bengals – The Good Place

• Joe Brrr: +1000.00
• Super Bowl: +500.00

Cleveland Browns – The Bad Place

• mid QBs: -2000.00
• mid in general: -500.00

Dallas Cowboys – The Medium Place

• “It’s our year!” Every year: -2000.00
• That one good draft with Micah Parsons: +1500.00

Denver Broncos – The Good Place

• Mile “High” stadium: +1500.00
• Won Super Bowl in 2015 then dipped: -500.00

Detroit Lions – The Bad Place

• Drafts good talent: +500.00
• What the HELL was this past season??: -1500.00

Green Bay Packers – The Bad Place

• Chokes in the playoffs, multiple times: -2000.00
• Green and yellow don’t go together: -200.00

Houston Texans – The Medium Place

• Traded away – nevermind: +1000.00
• J.J. Watt: +1000.00
• Literally only four playoff appearances: -2000.00

Indianapolis Colts – The Good Place

• Traded away – nevermind: +500.00
• Great talent, no playoffs: -1000.00
• Jonathan Taylor: +2000.00

Jacksonville Jaguars – The Bad Place

• Doug Pederson: +1000.00
• Florida Team: -3000.00

Kansas City Chiefs – The Good Place

• Andy Reid: +1000.00
• Fairly young team yet to hit their ceiling: +1200.00

Las Vegas Raiders – The Medium Place

• Oakland was fine: -1000.00
• But Las Vegas is kinda cool: +1000.00

Los Angeles Chargers – The Medium Place

• Mid energy: -1000.00
• SoFi Stadium: +1500.00

Los Angeles Rams – The Good Place

• Super Bowl: +2000.00
• SoFi Stadium: +1500.00

Miami Dolphins – The Bad Place

• Florida Team: -3000.00
• Kinda suck but cool mascot: -1000.00

Minnesota Vikings – The Medium Place

• Mid QB: -1500.00
• Minneapolis Miracle: +2500.00

New England Patriots – The Good Place

• “Deflategate” ending up being fake: +5000.00
• Struggling in the playoffs post-Brady era: -1000.00

New Orleans Saints – The Medium Place

• Drew Brees: +1000.00
• Fell off after his retirement though: -1000.00

New York Giants – The Bad Place

• You play in NJ: -2500.00
• Playoffs??: -1000.00

New York Jets – The Bad Place

• You play in NJ, too: -2500.00
• Drafted good this year though: +500.00

Philadelphia Eagles – The Medium Place

• QB Controversy never ends: -3000.00
• The lone Super Bowl: +1500.00
• Major volunteer efforts: +2000.00

Pittsburgh Steelers – The Bad Place

• Tik Tok Dancers: – 3000.00
• Bumblebee uniforms: -500.00
• Troy Polamalu: +1000.00

San Fransisco 49ers – The Good Place

• Gold Rush is pretty cool: +1000.00
• Jimmy Garoppolo: +1000.00

Seattle Seahawks – The Medium Place

• Inconsistent: -1000.00
• DK Metcalf: +1500.00

Tampa Bay Buccaneers – The Good Place

• Went from zero to hero: +1000.00
• Tom Brady: +2500.00

Tennessee Titans – The Good Place

• Lost AJ Brown (thanks tho): -500.00
• Still a pretty good team: +1500.00
• Tannehill is a great fantasy QB too: +1000.00

Washington Commanders – The Bad Place

• Really, really bad stadium: -1000.00
• COVID outbreak with immunocompromised coach: -2500.00
• Changed your name (again): +1000.00